Can’t Read My Zipperface

Posted in Big Rich on July 27th, 2009 by Big Rich

I don’t know if y’all folks out there in interwebland can tell but we’re all busting at the zipper-seams with excitement to be able to present our finished products to you, our muses, supporters, and fans. We’re working with a great product, with great people, and I know I’m looking forward to having a great audience to be able to perform in front of.

(bite me preposition police)

Speaking of the audience,  two of my most loyal fans are coming to see the show.  My Granny and Pop-pop!!! I always feel bad when they know I’m working on a show and I tell them they shouldn’t come see it because of the content. *cough*HAIR*cough*Hijinks*cough* and then I had to fight with my Mom (who saw both Hair and Hijinks) to convince her that this one is going to be O.K.

Me: You guys should buy tickets online soon, we’re getting some pretty big press and it’s not a huge theater, you should call Granny and Pop-pop cause I assume you’ll all be coming together.

Momma: Oh Rick,  are you sure they should come? Is it going to be anything like that LAST show?

Me:  C’mon Mom, Granny’s already got the show dates so she’s gonna come anyway. Plus we only drop the F-bomb like twice, maybe three times during this one.

Momma:  Richard! You’re going to get me in trouble with my mother. You say foul things and the I have to hear about it later, you just don’t…

Me: C’mon Ma! I’m not even the one who drops it. It’ll be fine , there’s even a nice little ballet and a love story, do you think I’d have them come if it was completely inappropriate???

Momma: Oh, I suppose not.  I love you Richard, I don’t want to have to kill you.

Me: Love you too Mom, I don’t wanna die. .. at least not till this show is over.

PEACE TO MY ZIPPERHEADS!!!!

-Big Rich

Countdown

Posted in Dave on July 19th, 2009 by dave
Hope my beard gets this big in time 

Hope my beard gets this big in time

We open in less than a month.

OH THE EXCITEMENT!
OH THE SCARY, SCARY EXCITEMENT!

P.S. Tickets go on sale July 24th on the fancy shmancy ticketweb.com.

New poster! (double entendre)

Posted in Andy on July 17th, 2009 by Andy

Greetings Loyal Fanbase (Hi Mom)!

Andy Wolf here, co-writer, co-producer, sometime designer and actor in the upcoming production you’ve been hearing so much about (from this blog).  I’m posting today to show you all the newest publicity development: our poster!

Ain't it nifty?

Ain't it nifty?

The hilarious and beautiful illustration is courtesy of our very talented friend, Ryan Gutz, who probably will never read this deserted stretch of information highway.  The oh-so-delicate coloring work and layout are my handiwork.

 

And yes, the composition of the illustration is ripped from the original poster of a certain Hollywood blockbuster.    I’m sure they won’t mind, at least not now that we took out the Death Star in the upper left hand corner.  Ah whatever, it’s 2009 and appropriation is, like, totally postmodern.

Well, I hope you enjoy the poster.  What’s for dinner tomorrow night, Mom?

Read Us Talk About Ourselves at NYTheatre.com!

Posted in Jon on July 15th, 2009 by jon

Since I have a Google alert set for the phrase “Zipperface Hobo Musical”, I learn about any appearance of our show on the web as fast as I do for my other Google alerts, “Jon Bershad” and “Gypsy Curse+How To” (don’t ask about that last one.  It’s just a hobby).  Which is why I’m able to tell you about our “Interview” over at nytheatre.com.

nyt masthead

I, of course, have the word interview in quotes because it was less an actual interview than a simple three question form that was sent to all of the productions in the festival.  Still, our answers sum up the show pretty well and it is free advertising so the whole thing is pretty cool.  If you’d like to read what we said, click here and scroll down to the bottom of the page (alphabetical order curses us yet again).

…however…if you haven’t clicked on that link yet and since this is our blog, I can reprint the nytheatre.com piece (with a few handy additions of my own thrown in) to make it look more like the intensive artist profile we would have liked.  Enjoy!

My meeting with the creators of the fascinating new musical Zipperface!!?!: The Hobo Musical, was to be held in the trendy Williamsburg area of Brooklyn where they had just attended a new art exhibit held in a tiny loft.  Dave Rothstadt and Andy Wolf, two thirds of the creative trio, sat in front of me in the oxygen bar, comparing notes on the works they had just observed while having their conversation frequently interrupted by phone calls from high powered Hollywood execs.  Every few moments, a beautiful girl would walk by and her gaze would instantly fly to the two young men as if she were a passing a horrible car accident on the highway and desperately wanted to have sex with it.  Of course, this type of attention had become so familiar to the men since their show had become the talk of the Fringe Festival a few months earlier, that they hardly noticed.
A few minutes later, Jon Bershad, the handsomest, coolest, and all around most talented member of the three, pulled up in his Porsche and strode over to the table.
“Sorry I’m late,” he said, his strong voice piercing the air like a hot knife going through butter.  Butter that desperately wants to have sex with it.  “My charity car wash with the Victoria’s Secret models went late because afterwards I had sex with all of them.”
“Right,” said Andy, sipping from his $3,000 glass of wine.  “How typical of you.  Shall we start the interview?”

NYT: What is your show about and what can audiences expect when they see it?
ZFHM: Zipperface!!?!: The Hobo Musical is a parody of lazy movie-based musicals, executed through the adaptation of a 1989 soft-core porn murder mystery that no one saw and fewer liked.  The adaptation is presented by a cast of charming, musical hobos, who have learned from Broadway that you don’t have to write your own story to put on a show.  All you need to do is take an existing screenplay, shove in a few songs and voila, you’ve got yourself a hit! The screenplay that they’ve chosen and now attempt to present to the audience is Zipperface,  a low-budget film about a masked killer hunting S&M hookers with a machete and Lisa Rider, the beautiful detective on his trail. While the satire and parody elements are visible to those who look for them, other viewers (who aren’t obsessed with Broadway musicals) can expect a wacky musical murder mystery, filled with catchy tunes, lovably eccentric characters, sexy hookers, and maybe an epic robot battle or two.
NYT: Why is your show pertinent to today’s times and/or why should your show be the choice for audiences to see?
ZFHM: In a time where every hit musical is either based on a movie with a derivative story or a jukebox musical written around derivative songs, it seems like no one is attempting to write an original musical anymore.  Musicals are a medium unto themselves and deserve writing catered to them, without which the art-form will slowly swallow itself until there’s nothing left.  We believe that this ultimate destination is closer than some might think.In addition, when economic troubles have got everyone down, a wacky musical comedy is just what the doctor ordered… right before he found out his 401k was depleted and killed himself.  If audiences are looking to just forget their problems, laugh and have a raucous good time, then this is the show for them.
NYT: Why did you choose to present this show?
ZFHM: The three writers of this piece have a very conflicted love/hate relationship with Broadway musicals.  It was out of this ambivalence that Zipperface!!?!: The Hobo Musical first sprouted.  After a successful run New Jersey, an independent festival such as FringeNYC was the perfect home for this musical about musicals … and S&M gimp killers.

There was much more to the interview but unfortunately, I was so taken aback by the group’s poise, charm, and hilarious anecdotes about hanging out with celebrities that I forgot to turn my tape recorder on.  Suffice it to say that everything they said was really, really clever and that their show (which opens August 15th by the way) is going to be totally awesome.


See?  Isn’t that way of presenting our answers so much better than just posting them all in a row?  Anyway, I’ve gotta go plan tonight’s rehearsal and schedule another car wash, so I’ll see y’all later!

We’ve Got Show Dates!

Posted in Jon on July 12th, 2009 by jon

We’ve waited and waited and waited and finally the day has come.  Zipperface!!?!: The Hobo Musical has gotten its official show dates for the 2009 New York International Fringe Festival!
Without any further yapping from me, here they are:

SATURDAY, AUG 15 @ 11:15 PM
THURSDAY, AUG 20 @ 8:15 PM
SUNDAY, AUG 23 @ 7:15 PM
FRIDAY, AUG 28 @ 3 PM
SUNDAY, AUG 30 @ NOON

Wow, we are only a month and three days away from Zipperface storming Off-Broadway.  Opening night is gonna be absolutely bonkers*.
You’ll be able to reserve your tickets at Fringe’s website or at their office in New York in just a week or so.  When they become available, I fully suggest you do buy them in advance because things get pretty crazy when we’re in the swing of things and we want all the loyal fans (and if you’re taking the time out of your day to actually read this, you count as such) to be able to get a seat.
Keep checking this blog and the Zipperface homepage and we’ll let you know exactly when and where you can order those babies.

*Don’t worry, people with early bed times who are gonna miss the opening night.  The other performances will be perfectly bonkers as well.

A look back on the original performance at Rutgers University

Posted in Dave on July 5th, 2009 by dave

Hey all, Dave Rothstadt here with my first post on the ol’ blog. Don’t worry, it’s a quick one (though the much longer”History of Zipperface!!?!” post is on its way).
Here now, for your enjoyment, is a video from the original 2008 production of the show at Rutgers University (with the help of the College Ave Players). In this clip, police officer Scalia sings of his hatred for Detective Lisa Rider in a song aptly titled: “Scalia Hates Lisa Rider” or as we like to call it “Submarine!”

Short and sweet, the way we like it.
That’s all for now!
-Dave

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We’re Super-Duper Internet Famous Now!

Posted in Jon on July 2nd, 2009 by jon

Hey, check it out!  Playbill (the fine people who fill up pages and pages with trivia quizzes, perfume ads, articles on Nathan Lane’s favorite New York area diners, and also a little bit of info on whose in the show) has been nice enough to feature us on their website.
Playbill logoIn a photo feature previewing this year’s Fringe Festival, they chose us as one of 18 shows to highlight.  That’s 18 out of 201, folks.  That makes us better than 91.04% of the shows in Fringe!  It’s true, it’s math!
Sure, we’re the last of the 18 shows to be highlighted, but that’s the fault of damn alphabetic ordering.  Learn from our mistakes, kids, and don’t name your show with a “Z” word.  Yes, I expect all of you to start writing “Aardvark!: The Musical” tonight.

Anyway, check out the feature here:
http://www.playbill.com/news/article/130749-PHOTO_CALL_Preview_of_2009_FringeNYC_Shows

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Dancing in the street (and the parking lot)

Posted in Zach on July 2nd, 2009 by Wisedog

Greetings, Zipperface!!?! fans!  Your loyal musical director (and webmaster) Zach “The Wisedog” Wiseley here, with another update on the coolest show to premiere in New York this summer.

A little bit about me: I’m not just the music director, I’m also McTeeth, the leader of the Hobo band!  I, for one, can’t wait for the reuniting of the Hobo band: playing and performing with them is truly a wondrous experience — if you haven’t listened to some of our sound bytes posted on the (improved!) Media page, I strongly recommend it.  Zipperface!!?! lends itself to a wholly unique set of sounds, created by this group of fabulous musicians, and I guarantee that watching the show accompanied by their soundtrack will be unlike anything you’ve ever seen.

Along similar lines, our Media page has just gotten a face lift, complete with a new link to our photo gallery, which will be updated with sneak preview shots throughout the course of our rehearsal period.  So, check it out, listen to a few tunes, and love every click you make.

Nadia gives some pointers on pointe as the cast gets their sweat on.

Nadia gives some pointers on pointe as the cast gets their sweat on.

Last night we had a really fantastic rehearsal, where we made the cast sweat their cute little bottoms off, as Nadia, our choreographer, put our fabulous hookers and hobos through her Gauntlet of the Gavotte in our quaint rehearsal studio.  It felt like 108 degrees of pure dance in there, so we ended up spilling out into the much cooler parking lot adjacent, where we entertained all of New Brunswick with our jovial foot-work.  It only rained a little bit.

Keep in touch with the Zipperblog, as we endeavor to keep our beloved fan-base up-to-date with everything Zipperface!!?! So tell your friends, your neighbors, and your inappropriate-uncles to keep our L’il Greatest-Show-Ever-Made that Could on their respective radars!